Best Solange/Jay-Z Commentary from Black Twitter

In case you missed it, Solange made more than an attempt to kick Jay Z’s ass in an elevator after the Met Gala. One might even say she was, “coming for scalps.”

Needless to say, given the fact that the Beyhive headquarters in the ebony towers of Twitter, Black Twitter had Christmas morning and reparations all in one day. And that’s where the real elevator action began. Here’s some of the best commentary seen since this all rolled out:


robust resumé though.

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3 sides to every story: he said, she said and the security audio.


Partition, please.



Song Cry.

Song Cry.



Pretty Hurts.”

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well then.

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everybody got deal with the bullshit of in-laws. Errrrrrrybody.

Supervised visitations.

supervised visitations.

Black Twitter diplomacy and philosophy

Black Twitter philosophy and diplomacy



i see you bruh

shook ones

security dude reaction

And because you can’t forget Kanye at a time like this….Screenshot 2014-05-12 12.34.55




Beyonce already told y'all she drinks "watermelon"

“I be drankin…watermelon”.

no chill. Whatsoever.

no chill. whatsoever.

Old man Jay

"no thanks, I'll fast instead."

“no thanks, I’ll fast instead.”




  1. Crying real tears…this is too effing funny! Great job on the collection, can’t wait to read more from you! When’s the web series coming out?

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